My Octobeard progress is pitiful. Ashley says the pattern in my patchiness makes me look like a Transformer.
My Trollface, “dumb bitch” / Yao Ming face, and my regular me face.
Feeling adventurous about lunch today.
(via Instagram)
That’s my back at the far left.
I don’t always leave my apartment. But when I do, I end up in other people’s photos.
The dream of owning property in New York.
Watch over me on my walk home, Jim Joe.
This is what I look like when I’m working from home.
Somewhere Rihanna is walking around bald.
Google Street View car parked at 3rd and B just now.
Busting at the seems at Buzzfeed brews (Taken with Instagram at BuzzFeed)
I have 3 pennies from 3 different designs with me today. No reason. I just like collections.
Thanks @laurenleto and the whole Bnter team for the shirts and stickers! Bünter + Büzzfeed = BFFs!
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Gavon preps for his suicidal taco binge. Also, there will be tequila. Stay tuned.
A gift from my mom.
