a few days ago my roommate liz and i took a cab to get fried turkey and on the way there, the radio started playing that aerosmith jam, “i don’t wanna miss a thing”. obviously, we started singing. in the middle of the first verse, the cab driver turned off the music. naturally, our only choice was to sing the rest of the song (with every one of steven tyler’s dramatic voice inflections) to completion, and at an absurdly high volume.
it was like a dream, and this is the comic she and i co-wrote together to pay homage to the best cab ride of my life.
Loudly to his friend…
New favorite saying.
I’m at the point in my life where a girl would have to appeal to a very specific fetish if she wanted to overcome liking “Big Bang Theory” in my eyes.
A guy I’ll just annihilate until he defends himself by mentioning what kind of car he drives.
Also, in case “Fuck this minsterlsy with 8 firepokers” isn’t already on the front or your brain, check this if you value comedy as an artform period and don’t already see this show as an enemy.
You meant “minstrelsy”. You’re not a nerd! You’re a big fat phony!
But yes “nerd blackface” is amazing.
I don’t even think I’m doing it right but I’m offended.

