modernprimate:

Dropping Science Bombs: This is why windows on airplanes don’t roll down like Mitt Romney wishes. [live science]

Art imitates life imitating art: Mitt Romney’s words fit well coming out of Lucille Bluth’s mouth. [tumblr]

So that’s a thing: This is the best Buzz Lightyear costume made from balloons that you’ll see all day. [cheezburger]

This too is a thing: Wisconsin man arrested for having sex with abandoned sofa. [arbroath]

Better get an Android: Despite the rumors, Google has NOT submitted a standalone maps app for iOS. [the verge]

The real cost? iPhone manufacturing plant Foxconn closes plant after riot. [manolith]

Do people still say fail? New York State Assembly worker poses as female blogger in failed attempt to defend Speaker Sheldon Silver. [jezebel]

Obligatory beard thing: The European beard competition thing or whatever happened again. [blame it on the voices]

Because why not: Extreme unicycling. [geekologie]

Up top: a sign spotted in Spokane Washington that made me laugh really hard for a long time.

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