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modernprimate:

It’s a well known fact that it costs a lot of money to live in Williamsburg and pretend to be poor. Right now, it’s like, the pinnacle of fashion. Only the wealthiest of trust fund kids can afford to move into a filthy apartment somewhere off Bedford avenue so they can buy vintage, high-waisted jean shorts in order to give off the appearance of having lived a “more authentic” experience.
As for me: I’m not rich enough to pretend to be poor. The only neighborhood with apartments in my price range at the moment are in Manhattan’s Upper East Side. Read More »

You might think I’m a yuppie for my new apartment. But it’s cheaper than most hipster flop houses.

modernprimate:

It’s a well known fact that it costs a lot of money to live in Williamsburg and pretend to be poor. Right now, it’s like, the pinnacle of fashion. Only the wealthiest of trust fund kids can afford to move into a filthy apartment somewhere off Bedford avenue so they can buy vintage, high-waisted jean shorts in order to give off the appearance of having lived a “more authentic” experience.

As for me: I’m not rich enough to pretend to be poor. The only neighborhood with apartments in my price range at the moment are in Manhattan’s Upper East Side. Read More »

You might think I’m a yuppie for my new apartment. But it’s cheaper than most hipster flop houses.

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    You might think I’m a yuppie for my new apartment. But it’s cheaper than most hipster flop houses.
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