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40 Things To Not Do At Starbucks »

modernprimate:

  1. Don’t spend any longer than three seconds searching for change in your pockets. It looks like you’re playing with yourself.
  2. Don’t make eye contact with the barista while doing so.
  3. Don’t order food to the Starbucks.
  4. Do not make your own sandwiches at Starbucks.
  5. Do not display your knife collection at Starbucks.
  6. Do not use your knife collection to make sandwiches at Starbucks.
  7. There’s a strong chance that the barista is just smiling because THAT IS HER JOB – TO BE NICE TO YOU. Read More »
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