modernprimate:

In short, Fox News M is great for tiny ladybrains negatively affected by things like “news” or “thinking.” You know what happens when ladybrains try to think –as opposed to shop–through their problems! They might mean well, but before you know it they’ll be splattering period blood all over your man cave. What a hassle, amirite fellas? (via Fox News M: It’s Funny Because It’s the Worst | Modern Primate | man, that’s deep)