Now, that you’ve set the groundwork for an evening of choice ass poetry…or is it choice ass-poetry? Either way, read on to find out how you can really tug at her heartstrings. The ones that are connected to her brain and her vagina. Like this romantic AND informative limerick you could recite in an intimate situation.
There once was a smart young lady
Who wasn’t ready to have a baby
With no birth control around
Planned Parenthood run aground
She stopped having sex. JK. That’s crazy.
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kkapples reblogged this from ladiezhomejournal and added:
More like Edgar Allen MO…Mo LADIEZZZ.Poetry slam is so high on the list of How to Treat a Lady.
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ladiezhomejournal reblogged this from modernprimate and added:
It’s probably best to memorize these romantic and educational poems prior to wooing.
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