John Moschitta, Jr. - Wikipedia »
The fast-talking Micro-Machines Man has been on dozens of shows, including Sesame Street, General Hospital, The A-Team, Square One, Ally McBeal, Family Guy, and Adventure Time. He’s done over 750 TV and radio ads, including a six-Clio-award-winning FedEx spot. He’s raised millions for charity as an auctioneer.
Cole says to me:
I’m glad you don’t have any skills like that. You’d just abuse them. Imagine the horrors you’d unleash if you had an uncanny juggling ability for instance. You’d be juggling to a dubstep version of “Burke’s Law” while whistling, farting and fapping on a street corner for dollars and then it would get posted on Ebaumsworld.
Where’s the problem?
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Where’s the problem?
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