In order to comply with the new Socialist mandate, all marriages will be deemed invalid unless they are gay marriages. All straight couples must divorce and remarry members of the same sex because that’s how that works. So if you’re a man married to a woman, kiss her goodbye. It’s time for you to shack up with a dude if you want to keep your benefits.
That’s how that works.
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This is hilarious.
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Any dudes want to marry me?
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That’s how that works.
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