Chris

Jul 29

whatstrending:

Even a late lunch can be a #blessed lunch when you have #popculture.
#inspired #emoji #kimkardashian #kimye #food #fries

I don’t know why, but lately the only word that comes to mind to describe how I feel about things like cheesesteaks and Sister Wives is #blessed.

whatstrending:

Even a late lunch can be a #blessed lunch when you have #popculture.

#inspired #emoji #kimkardashian #kimye #food #fries

I don’t know why, but lately the only word that comes to mind to describe how I feel about things like cheesesteaks and Sister Wives is #blessed.

Jul 28

(Source: whatstrending)

Jul 20

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Jul 19

etchpea:

g-go me

same.

etchpea:

g-go me

same.

(via thefrogman)

“I wouldn’t say I threw you under the bus. You’ve been walking blindly down the middle of a busy street, getting repeatedly slammed by bus after bus, and I’m on the side of the road shouting at you, “hey, those things that keep hitting you are busses! If you want to stop getting hit by busses you need to do something about that!” And instead of acknowledging that you need help, you keep shouting back, “don’t tell me what to do!”” — Just one of those comebacks that didn’t occur to me until long after the moment had passed. But I liked it enough I wanted to share without context.

Jul 15

whatstrending:

Cue outrage from misogynists in 3… 2… 1…
Marvel’s Next Thor is All Woman

whatstrending:

Cue outrage from misogynists in 3… 2… 1…

Marvel’s Next Thor is All Woman

Jul 07

[video]

whatstrending:

Nathan just liked the festivities. 

whatstrending:

Nathan just liked the festivities. 

Jun 24

whatstrending:

This public safety video from Northern Ireland’s DOE is rapidly amassing millions of views for its shocking content, leaving us all to wonder if they might have taken it a little too far.
Entire Preschool Class Literally Flattened by Car in Horrifying DOE PSA

File my newest GIF away for the next time someone makes a list of GIFs you can hear and feel.

whatstrending:

This public safety video from Northern Ireland’s DOE is rapidly amassing millions of views for its shocking content, leaving us all to wonder if they might have taken it a little too far.

Entire Preschool Class Literally Flattened by Car in Horrifying DOE PSA

File my newest GIF away for the next time someone makes a list of GIFs you can hear and feel.

Jun 20

Shaq pretending Charles Barkley’s bald head is ice cream reminds me of that time I asked what would happen if all the world’s ice cream turned into Bruce Willis.And that makes me wonder if Shaq and I both just so happened to fumble our ways into the “bald head = ice cream” bit by coincidence, or if the internet-savvy Shaq might have come across my work one of the many times it was featured on BuzzFeed or stolen by someone on 9gag. It’s certainly possible that Shaq may have seen my work. I’ve had the combination of good fortune and hard work to make a lot of my ideas reach farther than most other people. And my fragile ego quivers at the idea that someone as famous as Shaq might have been influenced in any small way by a lowly sometimes blogger like myself.Then again, it’s more likely that Shaq never saw my Bruce Willis pictures, and was going for an easy laugh. 

Shaq pretending Charles Barkley’s bald head is ice cream reminds me of that time I asked what would happen if all the world’s ice cream turned into Bruce Willis.

And that makes me wonder if Shaq and I both just so happened to fumble our ways into the “bald head = ice cream” bit by coincidence, or if the internet-savvy Shaq might have come across my work one of the many times it was featured on BuzzFeed or stolen by someone on 9gag. It’s certainly possible that Shaq may have seen my work. I’ve had the combination of good fortune and hard work to make a lot of my ideas reach farther than most other people. And my fragile ego quivers at the idea that someone as famous as Shaq might have been influenced in any small way by a lowly sometimes blogger like myself.

Then again, it’s more likely that Shaq never saw my Bruce Willis pictures, and was going for an easy laugh. 

(Source: welcometothenba, via bestnatesmithever)

Jun 15

ambergoesclick:

paulftompkins:

Last night.
Tickets for the next Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins are on sale now.

There are so many things right with this picture.

That’s not just any clown. That’s Puddles the Clown, and he deserves to be tagged on this post.

ambergoesclick:

paulftompkins:

Last night.

Tickets for the next Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins are on sale now.

There are so many things right with this picture.

That’s not just any clown. That’s Puddles the Clown, and he deserves to be tagged on this post.

Jun 11

bottledwaterboarding said: paula deen is still a dumb racist bitch idk why you reblog her like she cool.

Enjoying a text is not the same thing as endorsing the worldview of its author, or even endorsing the views represented by the text.

Just because I love Troll 2, that doesn’t mean I agree with its director that it set the precedent for films like The Lord of the Rings. I love Troll 2 because of how awful the filmmaking was.

My love for Troll 2 is not dissimilar from my love for Paula Dean. I love Paula Deen like I love holiday sweaters and folk art festivals. I love Paula Deen like I love locally filmed TV ads for used cars. I love Paula Deen like I love it when old racists verbally give themselves enough rope to hang themselves.

So yes, I will be on the edge of my seat, waiting for the next moment to pounce on something she says, and to memorialize it forever, probably as a Blingy.

[video]

Jun 06

[video]

Jun 04

peterfromtexas:

Paper smartphone

I wish I had been recording my face when I saw this. I audibly gasped.

peterfromtexas:

Paper smartphone

I wish I had been recording my face when I saw this. I audibly gasped.

(via kenyatta)