May 2012
John Moschitta, Jr. - Wikipedia →
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The fast-talking Micro-Machines Man has been on dozens of shows, including Sesame Street, General Hospital, The A-Team, Square One, Ally McBeal, Family Guy, and Adventure Time. He’s done over 750 TV and radio ads, including a six-Clio-award-winning FedEx spot. He’s raised millions for charity as an auctioneer.
Cole says to me:
I’m glad you don’t have any skills like that. You’d just abuse them. Imagine the horrors you’d unleash if you had an uncanny juggling ability for instance. You’d be juggling to a dubstep version of “Burke’s Law” while whistling, farting and fapping on a street corner for dollars and then it would get posted on Ebaumsworld.
Where’s the problem?
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The simple truth about Facebook
If you think Facebook is annoying, you have annoying friends. If you think Facebook is shallow, you have shallow friends. Whatever you think about Facebook, that is a direct reflection of your friends. OR…you are using Facebook wrong.
Reblogged in light of everyone’s renewed bitching about Tumblr offering you the opportunity to use Facebook to find more great blogs to read.
Today I learned that my friends are making money by selling their data on their browsing habits to advertisers. Oh wait, they’re not.
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I’m a man. If I do it, it’s by definition “manly.” And that includes having tea parties with a toddler and helping her put a bonnet on her beloved Pooh Bear.
- SirElkarOwhey
” —The “Unmanly” Things Redditors Do(via modernprimate)
“A troll once described a troll as “a normal person who does insane things on the Internet.” “Insane” could mean a whole range of different things—from mildly annoying behavior like Rickrolling to vicious attacks on Facebook memorial pages dedicated to dead children. So what, exactly, makes a troll a troll? That’s been the focus of the last few years of Phillips’s academic life, leading up to her newly earned PhD. She’s Dr. Troll now.”
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“There appear to have been no parody accounts created for the victim as of yet.”
—Miami attack: Naked face-eater identified; cause unknown - latimes.com (via mememolly)
